In news that may or may not come as a shock to you, I am not a spy (or Iaaaaaam I?) No, but really, I’m not (or Iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam I?). However if I were a spy I would wear this pseudo French Noir assassin get up constantly. Now, you might argue that a look such as this would draw more rather than less attention whilst breaking into the Kremlin and/or a bank vault in Zurich, but if watching a million Cold War espionage films has taught me anything it’s that you have to look the part or you might as well take your security cleared ass back to spy school 101. I mean Bond has his tux, I have this Lavish Alice cape dress and beret combo. Waiting for your call Andrew Parker.